Thursday, February 19, 2009

holy shit, fucking frozen!

ok... so... i'm a dumb ass.

i got a flat with my boyfriends 2007 ford expedition. because, I decided to go off roading in the field across the street. Well, I'd been drinking a little bit. just a beer. but still, it was enough. well, chris and daniel... friends that were around helped me change it... but this is the kicker... it's freezing cold outside....
1. We found the jack for the ford, which is a piece of shit!
2. the spare is under the car.
3. the rim of the spare is not nearly as nice as the original... so the rims need to be changed.
4. joes not home, and doesn't know how i got the flat yet. i'll tell him it happened while i was pulling into the drive way.
5. we used TWO jacks to get the ford off the ground
6. the ford is on uneven ground, cuz i live on a hill!
7. the jacks wouldn't quite get high enough, so we used a plank to get a little bit of an advantage.
8. it took forever to do!!!
9. when we finally got it on... chris and daniel are pissed at david cuz he was in the house drunk.

so... rednecks.... can't with 'em, and you definently can't live with out 'em

1 comment:

Mack said...

ok so wow... looks like you have a lot of shit goin' on these days lol